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Sunday, 3 April 2005

Win With Wail
Mood:  irritated
Topic: Kidding
Dear Diary,
I wanted pizza.
(Because I saw a Pizza ad on TV)
Mom said no.
I cried.
She still said no.
I cried more.
Dad came into the room.
Mom explained why I was crying.
He said he had a headache and scolded her for making me cry.
I kept on crying.
He got angry and he hit me.
I decided to cry more.
Mom and Dad argued.
I screamed.
They got tired with my screams.
They took me out.
They ordered pizza and burger and also french fries.
And wiped my tears.
And told me to be good and get good marks.
I said yes and smiled as I sipped the softdrink.
Its so easy to win with a wail.

A 6 year old.


Posted by wise donkey at 7:17 PM | Post Comment | Permalink

Men Mars Women Venus Eunuch Hell
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Aargh Diaries
Lunch time at work, one is supposed to eat in peace. But becomes tough when people start discussing their problems and issues with me.

Yesterday a guy was cribbing about tax concessions for women. Well its his money, so if he wants to crib, his choice. But he was cribbing to me, so it was my choice to give him advise:D

And so I said, If you think being a female has more advantages, get yourself castrated, then undergo hormone therapy and become a female and get tax concessions or just remain an eunuch say, its worse for them and get more tax benefits than the females.

Needless to say, he didnt find it funny and thought I was being insensitive to the third sex. And (thankfully) walked away. And I thought, aaah peace atlast.

But then minutes later a female was saying to me, she wanted to find out who her true male friends were. She wanted a friend not due to her looks, but for her mind.

Yeah you guessed it, since the concept was fresh in my mind, I told her, tell them you are an eunuch and say you are the marvel of surgery and hormone therapy.

I thought it was not a bad idea, but she thought I was being horrible and insensitive.

Yes, now the guys and girls both hate me, at work. And I dont have to worry about anyone disturbing me at lunchtime.

All are busy gossiping on my sex and sexual preferences and which feature of mine, could be the result of surgery etc.

But life sure would be better if people didnt stare too much:)

Aargh !!


Posted by wise donkey at 7:15 PM | Post Comment | Permalink

Tuesday, 22 March 2005

World Water Day
Mood:  don't ask
Topic: Wise Donkey



This year's World Water Day on 22nd March marks the launching of the "Water for Life" decade, during which the United Nations and governments are seeking to halve the number of people without access to safe drinking water and basic sanitation by 2015, under the slogan "Water for life, water for all"


The United Nations says more than 1.1 billion people around the world lack safe water, and 2.6 billion have no access to sanitation, leading to over 3 million deaths every year.


Posted by wise donkey at 3:43 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Sunday, 3 April 2005 7:25 PM

Monday, 21 March 2005

What should I do??
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Wise Donkey









A blogger was stumped by Sardarji Virus

Wonder what I should do regarding this one:)






Hmmm Modi what do u think:D




Posted by wise donkey at 12:50 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Sunday, 3 April 2005 7:10 PM

Monday, 7 March 2005

Women's Day
Mood:  happy
Topic: Wise Donkey


"Volcano Sunset, Guatemala" ? SuperStock, Inc.


March 8th Women's Day.
Women's Day & women's issues need not be the concern of only women.
Women's Rights doesnt mean taking away Rights of Men.


On Women's Day would like to pay my tribute to Raja Rammohan Roy and the men and women who share his spirit.


Happy Women's Day to


xxx wgaf wcm westminister techj terrific talktome sunny strength spark shady sapphire rage quetzal preppy pramod poonababe pinks pearl o3blogs nkotb nisha neelima my space mrs em miseema mflying mezzanine metallica mehak maria maya max maverick mausmi mann leonnerd kalpesh idiot happygrl gurlinluv gladiatrix gladiator geminidoc fantababy dasW doggy dj downtoearth dinesh commonsense colors busybee aztec arsd amuiscute amita and other bloggers:)




I wish even the male bloggers because I believe Women's Day is now observed to highlight Women's Issues. But since there are plenty of men who support these issues, would like to wish the men too. But if anyone wants me to remove their name, will remove it with apologies.



Posted by wise donkey at 7:25 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Wednesday, 23 March 2005 12:58 AM

Sunday, 6 March 2005

Rape laws - Marital Status,Age & Gender
Mood:  incredulous
Topic: Do U Know


The present law on Marital Rape is a contradiction of the unanimous resolution at the UN conference in Beijing, September '95. The resolution guarantees every woman's right to say no to sex as she wishes, specifically wives. India. had signed in the Bejieng convention to make marital rape a crime in 1994. Yet even now a married woman has no right to say no.


Even with her consent, sexual intercourse with a 15 year old girl will be rape, but even without her consent, sexual intercourse with a 15 year old girl will not be a rape, if the rapist is her husband.


Punishment for raping a wife who is 12-15 years old and for raping a wife during seperation is far less for the husband compared with any other person raping her.


Though the Child Marriage Restraint Act says the minimum age of the wife should be 18, when there is lack of punishment if the victim is above 15 or when the punishment for raping even a 12-15 year old is less, just because she is married to the rapist, the Rape laws goes against the spirit of action against Child Marriage.


Even though a man can be raped by a woman under the clauses 3,4,5 & 6 of the Sec.375, IPC, it doesnt take this factor into account.


In Manipur the upper age limit would be 13 instead of 15 and 14 instead of 16.

Read More...


Posted by wise donkey at 5:56 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Sunday, 8 May 2005 7:57 PM

Wednesday, 2 March 2005

Our Choice - To give them Voice
Mood:  sad
Topic: Do U Know



  • A million of them in India, according to a 2002 report.


  • They are exposed to the most virulent forms of viral and bacterial infections that affect their skin, eyes, limbs, respiratory and gastrointestinal systems. Tuberculosis is rife among them


  • Karnataka became the first state in the country to ban their activity, though even now, Bangalore alone is said to have around 10,000-15,000 of them.


  • Their activity has been banned since 1993 in India.


  • Though government offices and buildings in a State employ them.


  • The Indian government has spent Rs 6 crores in "liberating" and "rehabilitating" them since the mid-1990s.


  • A survey revealed that 95 per cent of them are women and girls.

They areRead More...






Posted by wise donkey at 3:50 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Sunday, 8 May 2005 8:02 PM

Saturday, 26 February 2005

Worthless Not Priceless
Mood:  caffeinated
Topic: Wise Donkey

Two pegs of whisky - 500 rupees , Four tequilla shots - 1000 rupees, Six cans of beers - 300 rupees
Driving home the girl who drank all this - WORTHLESS!!!

Muse : Hold on, you are writing an old internet forward the wrong way.
Self : I know, but this is the way scientists would write it.

Muse : Stop talking in riddles
Self : http://health.indiatimes.com/articleshow/msid-1032334,curpg-1.cms The results of a research showed that, generally speaking, the greater the amount of alcohol drunk, the less likely a woman was to initiate sex. While alcohol appears to have a sexual lubricant effect in men, quite the reverse seems true for women.

Muse : Interesting but surely there is a broader issue to think about.
Self : Well John Gray had already written in "The Mars & Venus Diet & Exercise Solution" the same food brings about different reactions in men and women.There has been studies, on how the same intakes has different effects for men and women and perhaps in future, some medicines too could take into account these factors..

Muse : Stop, bettter just rewrite the internet forward only.





Posted by wise donkey at 2:23 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Wednesday, 23 March 2005 12:44 AM

Wednesday, 23 February 2005

Saurabh Singh - 2
Topic: Wise Donkey


On 17th Feb, I came across an item in rediff.com on a boy from UP topping Nasa's ISD exam. And got the news confirmed from msn.co.in


Though it wasnt in tone with my other posts, I posted the feel good news .


A non regular blogger questioned me on the authencity in a blogsite on 21st and therefore I tried to verify it with NASA website http://www.nasa.gov


It proved little difficult. And I couldnt find a press release, though its possible that the news item is there in the site, and my search faulty


I have used google and rediff search engines too to gather more details about this exam. But other than this item, couldnt find more on the topic.


Its possible that the exam exists, but i havent come across the links on it yet.


Today, there has been a press release from the President's office mentioning that Dr.Kalam had not appeared for the exam .


Of course though its possible that, even though Dr.Kalam had not appeared for the exam, the boy could have passed the exam. http://sify.com/news/othernews/fullstory.php?id=13677962


And I am still trying to find more details on the same.


My sincere apologies to all the bloggers, for posting a news item which may not be true in part or in whole.


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original post
17 year old Saurabh Singh from Narhai in Uttar Pradesh has topped NASA's International Scientist Discovery exam. Amazingly Saurabh had never heard of NASA ISD exam till he began preparing for his IIT entrance exams. Indian President.APJ Abdul Kalam, finished seventh in the test in 1960 and Kalpana Chawla, had stood 21st in 1988.


Congrats Saurabh Singh. We are proud of you. http://autofeed.msn.co.in/pandorav3/output/News/8c627d67-953c-4be8-862d-75f9361b045a.aspx





Posted by wise donkey at 10:51 PM | Post Comment | View Comments (1) | Permalink
Updated: Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:27 PM

Delhi - Female Child Sex Ratio
Topic: Do U Know

Birth registration figures recently released show that at least one in seven girls in this town/city is eliminated at the foetal stage. The statistics using a model that took into account biological principles, said the 80:100 sex ratio of the 3 lakh births recorded during the first six months of last year indicates at least 30,000 `missing' girls.

The birth records January and June 2004 only 819 girls were born for every 1,000 boys.

According to Census of India , child sex ratio here was 915 girls to 1000 boys in 1991 and has fallen to 865 girls to 1,000 boys in 2001 -- well below the all-India average of 927 in 2001. *

The statistics for the last three years is worse than the ones for the last 15 years

* Please do not get confused between the 0-6 age ratio and the general ratio. In India, the 0-6 sex ratio was 976 in 1961, it declined to 964 in 1971, 962 in 1981 and 945 in 1991 and 927 in 2001. Btw according to the 2001 census the decline in female child population is in every state of India except Kerala, Mizoram, Tripura, Sikkim and Lakshadweep.


And this city is Delhi

The city's most elite area, south Delhi, is the worst . In south Delhi, the figure is -- 762 girls to 1,000 boys. In Rohini, northwest Delhi, the ratio stands at 784 to 1,000, while in Najafgarh, in the southwest corner of the city near the Haryana border, it is 792 girls to 1,000 boys.

from
http://infochangeindia.org/WomenItop.jsp?section_idv=1 and
http://www.expressindia.com/news/june17/nation4.shtml






Posted by wise donkey at 10:49 PM | Post Comment | Permalink
Updated: Wednesday, 23 February 2005 11:12 PM

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